Power Rankings
Power Rankings
Check out our 13th May edition
Published 13.05.2014 23:52 GMT+3 | Author
The Russians are back on top and the United States takes a tumble in the third Power Rankings of the 2014 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship.
1. | Russia: | Sochi Bear sits on Ovi’s lap and looks happier | |
2. | Sweden: | Fun fact: 99 (Gretzky) – 13 (Sundin) = 86 (Klasen) | |
3. | Canada: | As AC/DC said, “If you want blood, you got it” | |
4. | Latvia: | Thank God Shea Weber doesn’t play for Kazakhstan | |
5. | France: | The Slovaks went through a Baptiste of fire | |
6. | Norway: | Sondre Olden would have been cheaper than David Clarkson | |
7. | Belarus: | Sergei Makarov. Sergei Fyodorov. Sergei Kostitsyn. | |
8. | Czech Republic: | We’re finding new and innovative ways to lose | |
9. | Finland: | Nightwish just put Rammstein in a chokehold | |
10. | United States: | Viktor Tikhonov looks pretty good for an 83-year-old | |
11. | Germany: | Sadly, we did zip for Zepp – time to play with way more pep | |
12. | Denmark: | We cut back on pre-game beer and hot dogs | |
13. | Italy: | At least we’re not doing community service | |
14. | Kazakhstan: | Say “Zhailauov from Krasnoslobodtsev” ten times fast | |
15. | Slovakia: | Satan is real, and he skates among us | |
16. | Switzerland: | It’s like William Tell shooting himself in the keister |
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The Power Rankings are for the enjoyment of IIHF.com readers, and reflect the progress of teams during the IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship. They are distinct from the official standings and IIHF World Ranking.
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